I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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