Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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