STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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