She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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