If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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