Have you finally orgasmed yet?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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