The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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