just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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