Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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