so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!