# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened