this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just want to make out with him forever
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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