I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she peed on how many people?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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