I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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