Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
