he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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