Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
