And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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