I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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