She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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