Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize