Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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