your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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