..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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