Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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