i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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