I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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