im having a threesome with these popsicles
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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