Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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