You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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