We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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