If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
