just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...