do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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