my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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