he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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