somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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