bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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