So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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