Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
