Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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