I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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