I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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