You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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