Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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