arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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