No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
She said her name was "party"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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