Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
