is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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