he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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