It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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