no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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