Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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