I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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