i just wanna soil my oats bro
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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