Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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