New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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